No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I could fuck to npr.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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