it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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