she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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