butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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