And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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