some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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