We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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