This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
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