why didn't you poke me back
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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