??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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