we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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