My hand turned me down
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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