you guys were way drunker than both of me
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Randomize