They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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