My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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