god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
MIDGETS
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I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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