We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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