just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
40s are totally the cure
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Drake has all the answers
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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