worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
im about as happy as oj after his trial
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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