Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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