Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I smell like Dick and happiness
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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