"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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