how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
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