it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
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