She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
is this the sara with the beer cane?
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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