i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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