Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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