Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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