I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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