I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Thank you for not boning my boss.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
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