I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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