On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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