he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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