Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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