..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Sorry about my life...
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
he just fucked me for my cheese.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Randomize
