it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I lost the right to judge tonight
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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