well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
We had to coat check the pizza.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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