i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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