they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
don't judge my taste in strippers
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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