if only i could text you this smell
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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