My balls are so social today.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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