She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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