ugly people sure do ruin things
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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