She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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