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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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