too bad you live with your parents still
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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