You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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