some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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