Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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