Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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