Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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