party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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