be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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