Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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