i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Well I just put wine in my tea
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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