Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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